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Belta 16 - PYT

30/11/09

What a remarkable week!!!

Tottenham 9 (nine). Defoe 5 (five). I wonder if 30 points for a player in one game is a record. Siggsy still maintains it should have been more.

The top 5 now:-

1 Jonathan Cleaver (butcracks babes) 601 91
2 Carl Rooney (Carlos Vandangos XI) 570 543
3 William Spooner (ONE IN THE EYE) 555 1130
4 Victor Chapple (Pentland Dugout) 528 4046
5 Ricky Thirkell (rickytfc bluemoon) 514 7151

A superb 84 points from Mr Siggs has seen him leap up the table to 30th.
 
The top 2 in the goals league are Darren Burgess and Ben McKee with Julian Christophers Adverse Camembert leading the starting XI..........still 9 points better than if no transfers had been made.
 
The monthly league sees Mr Cleaver firmly at the top. Siggsys marvellous performance has put him in a challenging 4th place.
 
Pos C Manager Team Month 3 Points
1   Jonathan Cleaver butcracks babes 176
2 * William Spooner ONE IN THE EYE 152
3   Victor Chapple Pentland Dugout 143
4   Darren Siggs Half a quarter 138
5   Paul Froud fcstoneworx 135

 
How are we getting on in the super 20 league and your individual supporters league? I will put a thread on the Banta Board.
 
Here's hoping for another great weekend of action with the mighty Shots hopefully progressing to the 3rd round of the cup!

1 Darren Burgess (DAVES XI) 40 26594
2 BEN MCKEE (No Brain) 39 27334
2 Carl Rooney (Carlos Vandangos XI) 39 543

1 Jonathan Cleaver (butcracks babes) 0 601 91
2 Carl Rooney (Carlos Vandangos XI) 0 570 543
3 William Spooner (ONE IN THE EYE) 0 555 1130
4 Victor Chapple (Pentland Dugout) 2 528 4046
5 Ricky Thirkell (rickytfc bluemoon) 0 514 7151

10/11/09

Helllllooooo
 
Back from Portugal to see great strides being made by Mr Cleaver. Two in the top 100 and BELTA 16 P Y T 38th in the world is not to be sniffed at!!!
 
The top 5 are as follows:-
 

1   Mr Jonathan Cleaver butcracks babes 61 131 556 68
2   Mr Carl Rooney Carlos Vandangos XI 47 85 552 86
3 * Mr William Spooner ONE IN THE EYE 41 88 491 3194
4   Mr Victor Chapple Pentland Dugout 44 91 476 6416
5   Mr Ricky Thirkell rickytfc bluemoon 42 77 463 10923

 
The 'butcrack babes' 61 for the week was the top point scorer and 131 month to date is comfortably ahead of 'fcstoneworx' 103.
 
At the bottom we have:-
 
50   Miss Rachel Spooner DUCKS CAN FLY 15 60 297 164931
51   Mr Tom Slight Blow My Monkey 29 57 289 168050
52   Mr Mark Keegan keelorr united 9 29 264 174675
53   Mr Derek Wallace Hibbo for England 19 50 251 176682
54   Mr Andrew Flynn Fraggle Bagflap 13 19 147 180991

 
Mr Keegan and his 9 points is nothing short of a disgrace.
 
Special mention to Julian Chrstopher.
 
Starting eleven league he is winning.
 
1   Mr Julian Christopher Adverse Camembert 464 1180

 
Overall league he is not.
 
8   Mr Julian Christopher Adverse Camembert 58 92 453 15651

Net transfer point diff -11

Carlos is winning the goals league on 39, 3 clear of the field.

Tommy Cooper “So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'”

Gasser

William

21/10/09

A BIG Hellllllllllllooooooooooooooo
 
Here are your top 5 this week

1   Mr Carl Rooney Carlos Vandangos XI 421 111
2 * Mr William Spooner ONE IN THE EYE 372 3228
3   Mr Jonathan Cleaver butcracks babes 372 3228
4   Mr Anthony Burgess lymm allstars 368 4062
5   Mr Ricky Thirkell rickytfc bluemoon 362 5723

 
Brilliant to see Carlos so high overall and the question is can he keep it up!!
 
Highest points for the month is Paul Froud on 102 and he has risen some 33000 places this week alone. A quick mention of Andrew Flynn who has amassed a pitiful 8 points for the month to date and languishes bottom of the league and 180000 overall.
 
BELTA 16 P Y T has fallen from 41st to 81st this week.
 
The goals top 2 are:-
 
1   Mr Innes McFee John OBese 31 388
2   Mr Darren Chapple Eintracht Mind 28 2454

 
The best starting XI :-
 
1 * Mr William Spooner ONE IN THE EYE 332 6745
2   Mr Julian Christopher Adverse Camembert 329 7958
3   Mr Julian Christopher Small Soft Hamish 328 8418

Tommy Cooper joke for today

A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just having a look around.'

Gronker

WILLIAM

29/09/09

Mr Ian McKee by a window

Helllloooooo

Back from my holidays so it's interesting update time.

Before we start this time take a couple of moments to look at this!!! CLICK!!!

Now, on to the super league. Well done Carl. 166th in the world is a great effort. Two Spooners right on your tail....urghhhhhhhhhhh. Jon Hill came in with a superb 82 points on the week and is up to 8th place and Chaps with 71 moves in to the top 5.

BELTA 16 P Y T up to 126th in the world.

1 Mr Carl Rooney Carlos Vandangos XI 50 347 166
2 Mr William Spooner ONE IN THE EYE 50 307 3172
3 Mr Michael Spooner Aldershot Are Back 55 300 5151
4 Mr Ricky Thirkell rickytfc bluemoon 42 299 5536
5 Mr Darren Chapple Eintracht Mind 71 299 5536

At the foot of the table Andrew Flynn!!! Low points of the week go to Nat Mumford with 7 and Julian Christopher with a marvellous 6 (SIX).

In the other league tables, Darren Chapple leads the goals with 26 and is 486th overall and best starting 11 goes to Tony Cook and he is 5698th overall.

Please can we all look at the payment thread on the banta board.

That will do for this week.

Cheery byebyes

WILL

14/09/09

Hellloooooooo

Premiership football back and a major mover in 'The Belt'
 
Michael Spooner gets 71 points (with Jenas in his side) to climb from 20th to 2nd. In the overall Telegraph league he jumped 42003 places to 3121.

1 Carl Rooney Carlos Vandangos XI 33 229
2 Michael Spooner Aldershot Are Back 71 213
3 Ricky Thirkell rickytfc bluemoon 32 209
4 Julian Christopher Small Soft Hamish 43 207
5 Stephen Ruane Brucies Boners 29 201
andy flynn

Mr Andrew Flynn...

would you like to be him?

A marvellous 8 points were recorded by resident basement boy Eric Philips and from Mr Andrew Flynn. However, the biggest faller of the week was Ms Maxine Dawson. This was a fall of 7 places in the super league and 34363 in the Telegraph. A fine effort.

Carl Rooney leads the goals table with 17 whilst Andrew Flynn is bottom with 3.

Gavin Dalziel has surpassed all expectations with a fine display of transfer talent. His starting XI is 403rd in the world on 222 points, that is a mere 26 points more than his actual team now have. Michael Spooner is the diggest gainer with transfers having 53 points more than his starting XI.

The Super 20s have now started and you should all be in leagues for this.

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TTFN - Wrong'n

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